Best Funny Status

Nowadays many people like to speak with different types of utterances while talking to others. At the same time, it is very difficult to come up with many types of status. Mostly Every People like to Change their Status Day by Day, So that I have collect different of funny status for you in this post. You can messages your friend or give status on your social media and also can share this quotes as your needed.

Don’T Think Of Yourself As An Ugly Person. Think If Yourself As A Beautiful Monkey.

I Smile Because You’Re My Family. I Laugh Because There’S Nothing You Can Do About It.

Dear Math, Please Grow Up & Solve Your Own Problems. I’M Tried Of Solving Them For You.

Sometimes, I Forgot How To Spell A Word So I Change The Whole Sentence To Avoid Using It.

I Hate When I Plan Conversation In My Head & Other Person Doesn’T Follow The Damn Script.

Long Time Ago I Used To Have A Life, Until Someone Told Me To Get Into Social Networking.

Sometimes I Wish I Was A Bird….So I Could Fly Over Certain People & Poop On Their Heads.

Always Speak The Truth No Matter How Bitter Harsh It It. But Run Immediately After Saying It.

Chocolates Comes From Cocoa, Which Is Tree. That Makes It A Plant….So Chocolate Is A Salad.

I Don’T Have To Worry About Getting Kidnapped, They Would Bring Me Back In Less Than An Hour.

The Biggest Difference Between Men And Women Is What Comes To Mind When The Word Facial Is Used.

My Idea Of A Good Morning Is One When I Open My Eyes, Take A Deep Breath, Then Go Back To Sleep.

I Hate It When People Are At Your House & Ask ” Do You Have A Bathroom ?” No, We Pee In The Yard.

They Say That Love Is More Important Than Money, But Have Ever Tried To Pay Your Bills With A Hug ?

People Say Everything Happens For A Reason, So When I Punch You In The Face, Remember I Have A Reason.

No. I Am Not Single. I Am In A Long Distance Relationship Because My Future Boyfriend Lives In Future.

It Takes Real Skill To Choke On Air, Fall Up Stairs & Trip Over Completely Nothing. I Have That Skill. ( Whatsapp Status Funny )

People Have Become Really Naughty On Whatsapp. Even Married Women Have Put Their Status As ” Available “.

When Guys Get Jealous, Its Actually Kind A Cute. When Girls Get Jealous World War Iii Is A About To Start.

Its Really Funny And Hilarious When Wife Thinks Shes Punishing Her Husband By Not Talking To Him For Days.